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" So many men, so little time" " I've been on more laps than a napkin" " When I'm good I'm very good, when I'm bad I'm better" " I used to be Snow White, but I drifted " " It's not the men in my life that counts-it's the life in my men" " Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you" " A man in the house is worth two in the street" " Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried" " You're never too old to become younger." " You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini" " I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign" " Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -- and another, in case it doesn't rain" " I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better" " I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you" " Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution" " Men like women with a past, because they hope history will repeat itself " " Love is a woman's stock-in-trade and she should always be over stocked " " I've been things and seen places" " Delilah, now that's one female barber that made good" " A hard man is good to find" " Too much of a good thing can be wonderful" "Goodness, what beatiful diamonds !" - "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie". " It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean." " I've been things and done places" " When a girl goes wrong - men go right after her" " Those who are easily shocked, should be shocked more often" " Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly" " He who hesitates is a damned fool" " Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand" " I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" " Mae: "How tall are you ?" - Man: "Six foot seven." - Mae: "Well, let's forget about the six foot and talk about the seven inches" " It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then. As long as you don't break any" " It's better to be looked over than overlooked" " When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad, I'm very good" " Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" " You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles" " I wrote this story myself, It's all about a girl who lost her reputation, but never missed it" " It's not what you do ... i's how you do it" " His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork" " It don't mean a thing if you don't pull a string" " He's so crooked he uses a corkscreww for a ruler" " I'm the lady who works at Paramount all day, and Fox all night" " Why don't you come up and have a little ... scotch and soffa" |
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