" So many men, so little time"|
" I've been on more laps than a napkin"
" When I'm good I'm very good, when I'm bad I'm better"
" I used to be Snow White, but I drifted "
" It's not the men in my life that counts-it's the life in my men"
" Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you"
" A man in the house is worth two in the street"
" Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried"
" You're never too old to become younger."
" You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini"
" I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign"
" Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -- and another, in case it doesn't rain"
" I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better"
" I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you"
" Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution"
" Men like women with a past, because they hope history will repeat itself "
" Love is a woman's stock-in-trade and she should always be over stocked "
" I've been things and seen places"
" Delilah, now that's one female barber that made good"
" A hard man is good to find"
" Too much of a good thing can be wonderful"
"Goodness, what beatiful diamonds !"
- "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie".
" It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."
" I've been things and done places"
" When a girl goes wrong - men go right after her"
" Those who are easily shocked, should be shocked more often"
" Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly"
" He who hesitates is a damned fool"
" Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand"
" I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it"
" Mae: "How tall are you ?" -
Man: "Six foot seven."
- Mae: "Well, let's forget about the six foot and talk about the seven inches"
" It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then. As long as you don't break any"
" It's better to be looked over than overlooked"
" When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad, I'm very good"
" Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
" You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles"
" I wrote this story myself, It's all about a girl who lost her reputation, but never missed it"
" It's not what you do ... i's how you do it"
" His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork"
" It don't mean a thing if you don't pull a string"
" He's so crooked he uses a corkscreww for a ruler"
" I'm the lady who works at Paramount all day, and Fox all night"
" Why don't you come up and have a little ... scotch and soffa"